POLICE JOKES: Dealing with crazy criminals

Daily Jokes by Wash Jokes Blog and Twin Cities Mass News Blog

Daily Jokes and Humor.- A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"

"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"

"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."


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POLICE JOKES: Eyes bloodshot

Daily Jokes by Wash Jokes Blog and Twin Cities Mass News Blog

Daily Jokes and Humor.- A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"


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